(Source: roode2360)

pyrex-vision:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

(Source: pyrexvisean)

instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”

(Source: virtualjew)

tarawrr:

tarawrr:

I need to make out more often

i’m being srs here guys omg

i’ve always wanted to make out with another tara is that weird???

Anyone know where I can get a new Mayan calendar?

burningyesterday:

Mine just ran out.

(Source: buzzfeed)

  • end of the world confession: i'm the real slim shady i've just been too lazy to stand up
  • December 21st: god decides he's had enough of sims and quits without saving

youcantsaymylastname:

mor-iarty:

Just noticed this in A Scandal in Belgravia, during the Christmas party when Sherlock is deducing the present in Molly’s bag for her ‘boyfriend’ and John knows straight away it’s for Sherlock and looks really sad for her.

Not only sad but terrified that Sherlock was about to rip her apart.